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Since Jon Stewart showed Elvira’s picture last week on his show, comparing the “Cult Cinema Icon” to congressional candidate Christine O’Donnell, she has decided to make her very own paid political...

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Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo. ~ Irwin ‘Fletch’ Fletcher (played by Chevy Chase) Fletch said this to Gail Stanwyck (played by Dana Wheeler-Nicholson), after she...

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Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life! - Babs Johnson played by Divine From the movie Pink Flamingos (1972)

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Would you patent the Sun?

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I don’t have any money if that’s what you’re after. And I’m not one of those girls that does weird stuff in bed because they think they have to. If you’re a gay guy looking for a beard, I don’t do that...

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It’s hard to get a job playing patty cakes.

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"Look deep within yourself and you will find the answer. Especially on September 9." "You're cute when you're desperate for information." "The only hint I can give you right now is a hint of lime. And...

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You'd have better luck picking up a turd from its clean end. By: Sgt. Abraham Ford (Michael Cudlitz),   Sgt. Abraham Ford (Michael Cudlitz) says this to Dr. Eugene Porter (Josh McDermitt) during The...

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Jack Nicholson

I only take Viagra when I’m with more than one woman. view related:By: Jack Nicholson

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Oscar Wilde

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn’t. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism. view related:By: Oscar Wilde

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Fred Allen

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. view related:By: Fred Allen

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Robert Frost

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. view related:By: Robert Frost

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Mark Twain

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. view related:By: Mark TwainContext:Mark Twain, written in A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Sinclair Lewis

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. view related:By: Sinclair Lewis

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Stephen Leacock

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. view related:By: Stephen LeacockContext:Said by Canadian humorist and writer Stephen...

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Alfred Hitchcock

The paperback is very interesting but I find it will never replace the hardcover book… it makes a very poor doorstop. view related:By: Alfred Hitchcock

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Alfred Hitchcock

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. view related:By: Alfred Hitchcock

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Alfred Hitchcock

Television has brought back murder into the home… where it belongs. view related:By: Alfred Hitchcock

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Alfred Hitchcock

There is nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever. view related:By: Alfred Hitchcock

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Susan Sarandon

I believe in the Church of Baseball. I’ve tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I’ve worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan….I’ve...

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Gore Vidal

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. view related:By: Gore Vidal

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Mark Twain

Name the greatest of all inventors... Accident. view related:By: Mark Twain

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Mark Twain

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. view related:By: Mark Twain

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Richard Dreyfuss

You're gonna need a bigger boat. view related:By: Richard DreyfussFrom: JawsGenres: Cult Cinema | HorrorContext:Richard Dreyfuss (who played Matt Hooper) says this to Roy Scheider (Chief Martin Brody)...

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Woody Allen

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. view related:By: Woody AllenFrom: Annie HallGenres: Comedy

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Philip K. Dick

It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane. view related:By: Philip K. Dick

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Jacques Marin

We use the guillotine in this country [France]. I have always imagined that the blade, coming down, causes no more than a slight tickling sensation on the back of the neck. It is only a guess, of...

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Michael Cudlitz

Let me ask you a question. When you were pouring the bisquick, were you tryin’ to make pancakes? view related:By: Michael CudlitzCharacters: Sgt. Abraham FordFrom: The Walking DeadContext:Sgt. Abraham...

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Barry Corbin

God dammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good. Let the boy in there major! view related:By: Barry CorbinCharacters: General BeringerFrom: WarGamesContext:Barry Corbin as General...

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Bill Paxton

Stop your grinnin’ and drop your linen! view related:By: Bill PaxtonCharacters: Private HudsonFrom: AliensContext:Bill Paxton as Private Hudson in James Cameron's 1986 sci-fi epic Aliens. Hudson -...

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