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“Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.” ~ Woody Allen as Alvy Singer in Annie Hall (1977)

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It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane. ~ Philip K. Dick

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We use the guillotine in this country [France]. I have always imagined that the blade, coming down, causes no more than a slight tickling sensation on the back of the neck. It is only a guess, of...

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Since Jon Stewart showed Elvira’s picture last week on his show, comparing the “Cult Cinema Icon” to congressional candidate Christine O’Donnell, she has decided to make her very own paid political...

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Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo. ~ Irwin ‘Fletch’ Fletcher (played by Chevy Chase) Fletch said this to Gail Stanwyck (played by Dana Wheeler-Nicholson), after she...

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Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life! - Babs Johnson played by Divine From the movie Pink Flamingos (1972)

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Would you patent the Sun?

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I don’t have any money if that’s what you’re after. And I’m not one of those girls that does weird stuff in bed because they think they have to. If you’re a gay guy looking for a beard, I don’t do that...

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It’s hard to get a job playing patty cakes.

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I was their experiment. . .They unleashed everything on me. I saw porn, all the Universal monster movies, all the Charlie Chan films, all the Sherlock Holmes things, all the Fred and Ginger movies....

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"Look deep within yourself and you will find the answer. Especially on September 9." "You're cute when you're desperate for information." "The only hint I can give you right now is a hint of lime. And...

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You'd have better luck picking up a turd from its clean end. By: Sgt. Abraham Ford (Michael Cudlitz),   Sgt. Abraham Ford (Michael Cudlitz) says this to Dr. Eugene Porter (Josh McDermitt) during The...

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There are nerds, and then there are "Nerdists." A "Nerdist" is, more specifically, an artful nerd. He or she doesn't just consume, he or she creates and innovates. By: Chris Hardwick,   Chris Hardwick...

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Jack Nicholson

I only take Viagra when I’m with more than one woman. view related:By: Jack Nicholson

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Oscar Wilde

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn’t. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism. view related:By: Oscar Wilde

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Fred Allen

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. view related:By: Fred Allen

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Robert Frost

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. view related:By: Robert Frost

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Mark Twain

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. view related:By: Mark TwainContext:Mark Twain, written in A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Sinclair Lewis

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. view related:By: Sinclair Lewis

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PopCultureQuotes.com | Quote by Stephen Leacock

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. view related:By: Stephen LeacockContext:Said by Canadian humorist and writer Stephen...

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